• me: shit my mom is almost home and i forgot to do chores
  • me: better sweep fast
  • me: broom broom
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animatedtext:

requested by fields-of-magic

animatedtext:

requested by fields-of-magic

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eridone:

why would anyone not believe dinosaurs existed when all of the evidence is right in front of you

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urtube:

*Looks at clouds* Stop throwing shade

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17000dollarballpit:

I completely lost my sense of humor when I realized offensive things aren’t funny so now I just rely on heavy sarcasm and everyone thinks I’m a dick

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nice-wig-janis:

when someone forgets your name

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lilaclester:

that’s so phil

lilaclester:

that’s so phil

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unsuccessful-metalbenders:

roasted-tuspooky:

if you had the chance to change your fate…

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would you?

tHIS IS MY FAVORITE DAMN JOKE ON THIS ENITRE FUCKING WEBSITE AND IF YOU DONT FIND IT FUNNY THEN I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU

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gnarly:

when your teacher asks u why ur late to class

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  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
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rawr-its-michelle:

i never hit reblog so fast in my life

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[whispers] ill kiss u
- Anonymous

pls kiss me bby

sorry i thought i answered this a few days ago oops

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Your taste, my touch...

makes for a little bit of love
and a whole lot of lust...



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